Autumn Leaves (a ruby framework for IRC bots)
What an awesome awesome thing for people who use IRC in their day to day lives! I’ll post a couple…
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Throughput sensitive fputs/fwrite (in php)
I’d be glad for anyone who cares to look to read and comment on these functions. The idea is to…
Anatomy of a mostly-dead network catastrophy
One of the things that you hear over and over again is that “the network is not reliable.” You hear…
Public Service Announcement
If you live and work by your phone And you have indoor pets Do not, under any circumstances, place your…
Bash: “I Can’t Eat Another Byte”
root@server:/dir/ # ls | wc -l 1060731 root@server:/dir/ # for i in *; do rm -v $i done; done me@home:~/…
LOLSPAM?
support to spammer: “are you a spammer?” spammer to support: “oh hai. oh noes!1!!!” support to spammer: “then what about…
Time is as time was as time will be
Every time I start dealing with time, programatically, I’m reminded of this quote Our units of temporal measurement, from seconds…
Scripting without killing system load
Let us pretend for a moment that you have a critical system which can *just* handle the strain that it’s…
And we’re off
So now back off to the vet to pick up the dog who’s gonna spend most of the next few…
quick update
Well… everything that could go wrong this weekend (outside work) has gone wrong. My replay tv is dying My wifes…