Apokalyptik, in blog form

June 15, 2009 Apokalyptik MySQL

Recently I was troubleshooting some inefficiencies with the jobs systems locking and fetching queries at work. Like a good little…

March 30, 2009 Apokalyptik Erlang

I’m finally starting to “get” erlang… just a little bit… I’ve managed to make several TCP daemons… an echo server,…

March 19, 2009 Apokalyptik API

Here’s a small bit of advice for all you would-be “cloud storage providers.” Just because you have a buttload of…

February 18, 2009 Apokalyptik API

Lets say you have the CouchDB classes (located here) all compiled together and included into your test.php script. Lets also…

February 16, 2009 Apokalyptik PHP

why? i dunno… just because… just a toy… no sql, no flat file, no write permissions required anywhere, no fuss…

February 12, 2009 Apokalyptik Apple

If you’re like me you have an OSX computer or 3 at home, and a debian file server. If you’re…

February 5, 2009 Apokalyptik Random Thoughts

just to try it out. its not done installing…. but… 8 char max for the user login is pretty lame……

January 23, 2009 Apokalyptik Business

I do a lot of things for Automattic, and many of the things I do are quite esoteric (for a…

January 18, 2009 Apokalyptik Random Thoughts

[edit: link] I already see the Stallmanites rallying for their battle cries. Never using anything you didn’t write yourself is…

January 16, 2009 Apokalyptik Random Thoughts

This is pretty clever… Might have to code this up in PHP… memcachequeue-a-pure-memcached-queue